Talk:Yahari Ore no Seishun Love Come wa Machigatteiru/@comment-26436307-20150705160018/@comment-26436307-20150707115409

“Um, do you realise how cruel your reaction was just now?” I said to Yuigahama. “You don’t, do you? Work on it.”

“…oh.” Yuigahama backpedalled. “I just, uh, couldn’t imagine you with a girl, Hikki…” She picked up the fallen cell phone, smiling sheepishly.

“Foolish girl,” I said. “I’m the bee’s knees. Let me fill you in on how awesome I am. When our classes got shuffled and everyone was exchanging phone numbers, I was so popular all I did was take my phone out and look around awkwardly when this girl called out to me and said, ‘Um, fine, let’s exchange numbers.’”

“‘Fine’, she says. Kindness can be a cruel mistress.” A genial smile came upon Yukinoshita’s face.

“Spare me the pity! We totally texted each other after that.”

Yuigahama stared down at the cell phone. “What kind of girl was she?” she asked indifferently. But strangely enough, her high-speed finger movements also came to a complete standstill.

“Let’s see…” I said. “She was a healthy and reserved girl. Why, she was so healthy that when I texted her at seven in the evening, I got a reply the next morning that said, ‘Sorry, I was asleep~ see you at school~’, and she was so discreet and graceful that talking to me in the classroom was embarrassing for her.”

Yuigahama put a hand over her mouth. “Oh, that means…” She stifled a sob, tears leaking out of her eyes.

She didn’t even need me to point out how pathetic I was. She was clearly realising it herself.

“So she ignored your texts by pretending to be asleep. Hikigaya-kun, stop averting your eyes from the truth. Face reality.”

You say something, Yukinoshita-san? What’s with that gleeful look on your face, Yukinoshita-san? Screw you too, Yukinoshita-san!

“…I know everything there is to know about reality. I know so much I may as well make a Hikipedia.”

Pffft, hahaha! This sure brought back memories. I was so innocent back then. I hadn’t suspected the girl had asked my number out of pity and answered my texts because she felt sorry for me. I caught on eventually after two weeks, when she wouldn’t respond no matter how many texts I sent her, and so I quit.

And then one day I overheard the girls talking.

“That Hikigaya guy’s been texting me. I wish he’d quit it. It’s creepy.”

“I bet he likes you, Kaori…!”

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